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Dear startup CEO,
We get it.
Growing a business is hard.
You worry about where the next customer is going to come from.
Your brain never stops thinking.
Relearning to sleep as a baby gets added to your to-do list.
But of course... you don't have the time.
You're always needed.
All the time.
Should I be blogging? Should I post on LinkedIn five times a day? Start a podcast?
Document my entire life on Instagram?
Create a personal brand?
In fact, should we do some advertising ... ? Partner with influencers? Spend all our dough on a new logo?
What about AI? ChatGPT might have the solution?
Ah, I got it! Why not redesign our website?
That's the problem! That's it!
Oh yeah, this is it.
That's precisely what we need to have more impact and get more customers.
*My eyes are burning. My ears are bleeding. I want to die.*
Look, most executives have shiny object syndrome mixed with a heavy dose of attention deficit disorder... and a big pinch of “I can do it all by myself.”
You end up doing a little of this... a little of that.
Ultimately, we don't take vacations anymore and burn out with all the things we “have to” do.
Clearly, our life is like the Court of Miracles.
At Mental Breakdown, we call this Hell.
It's too hot all the time, we flog ourselves like crazy, and we end up losing our souls.
We'd rather have Satan himself put spice in our eyes and nostrils before he whips us for a millennium than run a business this way.
But hey, it's not about us...
It's about your business.
If you're reading these words, it's because, somehow, your business isn't where you want it to be.
Even with all the effort you've put into it...
Lifting, pulling, pushing, carrying, hustling...
You've given everything to get this far.
And yet, you are not satisfied... you yearn for more.
You want more for yourself:
More moments with your family.
You want more for your team:
An embodied culture.
A fiery atmosphere.
An exhilarating joie de vivre.
You want more for your business:
To be renowned.
To become the leader in your market.
We have good news for your company, your employees, and you.
Soon, you'll get that adrenaline rush screaming, “Hey, this is it! We're in.”
You'll wake up every morning to an inbox flooded with new prospects who trust you and your brand... ready to invest in your expertise.
When you get to work, you and your team will no longer fear the workday ahead.
You and your crew will predictably attract new clients to the point where you have the luxury of saying no.
All this regardless of the economic climate we find ourselves in. No more worrying about work on the weekends. Everything will be in order and will move forward like clockwork.
In Hell, Satan is going into a mental breakdown since you decided to leave him. In business heaven, your cronies are waiting for your arrival.
The smile on your face is well justified.
You will be in control, and a sense of calm will come over you.
Your adventure begins with a simple choice:
Reclaim control over your business.
Hire us to do it with you.
Hypercharge your brand reputation and obliterate your competition with our branding services for medium to large companies looking to create a premium brand image.
And yes, we put glitter in your life because we guarantee the result.
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Frequently asked questions
What does a Branding agency actually do?
A good branding agency will get to know your business in depth to challenge it and help it gain perspective.
They will assess its current state and determine the best course of action to turn your brand into a war machine through concrete methods.
A luxury branding agency must establish a clear brand strategy to ensure the client brand is perfectly positioned in its market.
We do all of that, but unlike other agencies, the Mental Breakdown crew doesn't just position clients in the right place in their market.
Our goal is to crush your competition, turn your prospects and customers into loyal members of your community and position you as the go-to brand in the minds of your ideal target audience.
Beyond a beautiful logo, we give you the keys to making your brand evolve in the right direction every day.
How do I know if investing in my brand will pay off?
Burger King? Nike? Apple?
Do you know them?
Then you already know the secret to a branding that pays off:
Creating an incredible brand experience and coupling it with simple, effective and remarkable marketing.
Unlike traditional agencies, we walk the talk and offer guarantees that no other branding agency dares to offer.
Check out our services pages for more information on the guarantees we offer.
Running out of pages to scroll?
Now is the time.
Don't waste another day trapped by decisions you never consciously made.
To get what you never had, you must dare to do what you never did.